A skateboard can't make you anything you already aren't. It's just a vehicle for the person that's already there. Hopefully this won't discourage you from supporting the work of Jose Bustamante and his revision of René Magritte 's The Treachery of Images. Decks are available in the following sizes:
8.25" x 31.75"
8.3" x 31.75"
8.5" x 32"
8.75" x 32" Pool Shape
Jose is a Philadelphia area based graffiti artist and designer originally from Columbia. His art can be seen in Instagram @busta.art